So you just did the deed with a special person who may just "be the one." What better way to make a good impression when you scribble down your contact info than to use the Bareback Pen Set? This hilarious and practical butt-shaped pen holder gets the point across on its own, but when you place a pen in its rear end, it rips a big fart for added emphasis. 6 x 5.75 x 3.4 inches. Batteries required, and included.
Heirloom material.